Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 385 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/485 points)
Hire your first adventurer into the agency.
Reject an application from an adventurer wishing to join your agency.
Increase your agency reputation for the first time.
Witness the demise of one of your adventurers.
Sack an adventurer who is at least level 10.
Have an adventurer reach level 50.
Earn at least 100,000 gold.
Achieve a World Renowned reptuation for your agency.
Honour your first adventurer.
Spend at least 150,000 gold.
Hire an adventurer in every party member slot.
Claim the rewards from every location task.
Prestige an adventurer.
Honour an adventurer in every party member slot.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (190/270 points)
Get bounced up by the robin
Collect the white present
Collect the black present
Be dragged by the stork
Collect the stocking
Collect 250 presents in a run
Reach 5000m with a single elf
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Submit your score
Become a fan
Play three runs
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/400 points)
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Why do I punish myself?
Follow me on Twitter.
...
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (35/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/360 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Well, that was disgusting.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.